Stephen Hawking And The Epstein List

The names of people who have apparently been to Epstein island are starting to come out. One of the names is Stephen ‘I talked like a microwave’ Hawking. Yes. This man apparently took the Lolita Express to a tropical island, and these articles make it sound like HE did that. He just decided on his own, took all of the necessary steps on his own, packed his own bag and got himself there. Are we going to pretend this is the case?

Stephen Hawking was confined/locked in/strapped to/imprisoned by/completely bolted to/a chair. He couldn’t even go to the kitchen easily, let alone get on a jet. Buddy couldn’t just get his own coffee, let alone head to a runway. It took two people to put put his pants on, let alone get on a plane. Travelling for Stephen Hawking wasn’t EASY even from bed to chair. There are zero steps there, but still almost an impossible feat. The person who had to drag this small robot out of the sheets and into a space chair could easily drop him, he rolls under the bed, never to be seen again.

But these articles mention it as if he could just do this. ‘Stephen Hawking was on the island!’ Yeah, all right, I’m with you, but who got him there? For him to go to the island means there’s at least four people who had to get him to the island. They had to okay all of this. Stephen Hawking, even with his futuristic voice box Robocop speech isn’t calling any shots. If someone doesn’t want to do it, it’s not happening.

‘I. SAID. MAKE. ME. A. SANDWICH.’

‘You also said clean your room, your electric elf! Give me a second!’

So if he rolls up to you, says ‘AIRPORT,’ and you have to take all of the steps to make that possible. You have to grab his travel size sunscreen and head down there with him. Where are THESE people? Who are they? They have to know what was going on down there. I mean they have to bathe this tiny author, they don’t see anything? How is that? Do they pack his little sandals, Sprinter Van him to the airport, haul him up into a jet, make sure he’s good on a flight, feed him, then when they land just leave it up to him?

‘THANK. YOU. I’VE. GOT. IT. FROM. HERE.’

Stephen hits a little blue tooth speaker with his cheek muscle that starts playing The Beach Boys ‘Kokomo’ as he rolls towards an underage orgy, and the few people who got him there just wait in the jet? Seeing nothing? Aware of nothing? Let’s say that IS even somehow the case. The people who got him there DO just hang out in a jet on a runway for a few days. What does Stephen say when he rolls back up?

‘WOW. THE. BEACH. IS. SO. NICE. MY. WHEELS. ONLY. GOT. STUCK. IN. THE. SAND. TWICE. THE. SUN. GIVES. ME. THE. POWER. TO. DO. ALL. THE. THINGS. FOR. ME. THAT. YOU. NORMALLY. DO. BACK. HOME…. PLEASE. HELP. ME. BACK. INTO. JET. DON’T. DROP. ME.’

Stephen Hawking COULD write books with his facial muscles on his own but there is ZERO chance he got anywhere close to this island by simply blowing into a tube. A small team of people got him there.